150+ Very Funny Birthday wishes for Sister, You loved it [Feb, 2019]

150+ Very Funny Birthday wishes for Sister, You loved it [Feb, 2019]

Funny Birthday wishes for Sister: You care about him, but then you start fighting him, you cannot let anyone hurt him but you sometimes start stretching him to his hair, if you do this, then congratulation you are a true Indian Brother.


And if you are reading this post, then you are sure that you have been bored after giving good wishes in the old manner and you want to say 'Happy Birthday Sis' to your sister clearly by going out of the ordinary.

if yes then you have come to the right place, here You will get 'funny birthday wishes for sister'
All the sisters have become so clever so only real funny wishes will be able to give them a smile, which will make them a good day. Therefore, the best way to say 'happy birthday to sis' is to bring a laugh in your sister's face.

so that's why we are here with 150+ Very Funny Birthday wishes for Sister they will bring a laugh in your sister's face.

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Funny Birthday wishes for Sister


1. Wait – you’re how old today? You’re so lucky you’re not a dog. They would have put you down by now. Oh, well! Happy birthday!

2. “Beautiful”, “intelligent”, “caring”, and “outgoing” are all words to describe you! But, hey, “funny” wasn’t the first word I put on that list, right? Happy Birthday, funny sis!

3. Another year older? Well, I could think of worse things to be… like dead! Happy Birthday to my beautiful sister who knows how to push all of my buttons but whom I love dearly!

3. Happy Birthday, Sister! You are my only sister and my favorite sister! But if you weren’t my only sister, I’d surely have more options! 😛

4. Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday to you! You look like a monkey and you belong in a zoo! There ya go, little sister. I hope your birthday is absolutely bananas!

5. You know what they say: it’s better to be over the hill than buried 6 feet underneath it. Happy birthday!

6. On your birthday I’m going to share the secret to staying young: lying about your age.

7. Smile – today is your birthday. Be happy and remember that things could be worse. Just think about what you’ll be like in ten years – yikes!

8. Happy birthday! Congrats on joining the 28-years-old-forever club. We have millions of members all over the world.

9. Congratulations on finally reaching the snapdragon phase of your life: one part of you has snapped, and the other part of you is dragging. Happy birthday!

10. Happy birthday! They say that age is just a number. Yea right – and jail is just a room!

11. Don’t be bummed about your birthday! You know what they say: it’s better to be a year older than to be one month late. Happy birthday!

12. Happy birthday! Today, I would advise you to be nice to your kids. Remember, the older you get, the closer you get to having them choose a nursing home.

13. Sister, at times you could be the thorn in my side, the worm in my apple, and the pimple on my chin…but through thick and thin you will always be my sister! Happy Birthday to someone silly, spontaneous, beautiful, and witty! I love you to the moon and back!

14. Congratulations! You only look one year older than you did on your last birthday.

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Funny Birthday wishes for Sister


15. Happy birthday. I’m so sorry you’ve reached an age where pop culture marketers are no longer targeting you.

16. Here’s to you on your birthday! May you live to be so old, you sincerely wish you were dead.

17. Happy birthday! Don’t let a 27-year old Olympic gold medal winner make you feel like a failure on your birthday.

18. Happy birthday! May you live to be so old, people start wondering if you’re the walking dead.

19. It’s a special day – your birthday! Let’s go out and celebrate you being one year closer to removing your age from your Facebook profile.

20. Happy birthday! Congrats on reaching an age that makes your receding hairline seem appropriate.

21. Forgetting your birthday was merely an April Fool’s Joke. Unless, of course, I did remember it, in which case – please disregard this message. Happy birthday!

22. I wish you a very happy birthday! Just please remember to tell me how old you’re pretending to be so we can keep up the charade.

23. Happy birthday to a person whose age now makes them cry even more than the day they came into this world.

24. Happy birthday to someone who is now taking drugs on their birthday for serious medical reasons.

25. I’m so sorry for sending you belated birthday wishes. Honestly, I didn’t think you would live this long. Happy birthday!

26. Happy birthday! I sincerely hope that you don’t take this early birthday message as a sign that you might not make it.

27. On your birthday, remember this: age is only a number that represents how attractive, happy and able-bodied you are. Really, it’s nothing to get worked up over. Happy birthday!

28. Wishes may come and go, but age always sticks with you. Happy birthday!

29. I believe you forgot about my birthday present last year. I’m returning the favor this year. I’m afraid a Happy Birthday is all you’re going to get.

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Funny Happy Birthday Wishes For Sister


30. Happy summer birthday! Get out and enjoy it while you’re still young enough to not fall into the “high risk” category for heatstroke death.

31. Happy birthday! You’re how old? Oh man – that’s like, dead in dog years.

32. I would be so much more into your birthday if it were my birthday.

33. You know, I would be a whole lot more excited about you turning one year older if I was in your will. Happy birthday!

34. Happy birthday! Let’s celebrate the anniversary of your clever escape from the womb.

35. As you get older, there are three important things that happen. First, you lose your mind. I can’t remember the other two. Happy birthday!

36. Happy birthday! Remember this today: if you lick all the frosting off a cupcake, it becomes a muffin – and muffins are healthy.

37. Happy birthday! After seeing all the candles on your cake, I seriously hope that you topped off your fire insurance.

38. Happy birthday to the one person I hope is still around when the iPhone 547 comes out.

39. A “few” years ago, you were smart, handsome and young. Today, you’re just an old fart. Happy birthday!

40. Happy birthday! May the number of candles outnumber your gray hairs.

41. Wishing a happy birthday to someone who should probably start worrying about what the government is saying about Medicare.

42. I know you received so many birthday wishes yesterday, but who’s here with you today? That’s right! Me.

43. Congratulations on being born a really long time ago.

44. You know, they say that age is really all in the mind. The key is to prevent it from trickling down into your body. Happy birthday!

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Funny Birthday Wishes For Sister


45. I have no nicer friend than you and no better friend than a sister! People say this might be because I have no friends! Happy Birthday, my sweet sister!

46. Congratulations, big sister! You’ve had me as a sibling for how many years now?! I’ve lost count…

47. I hope your birthday is as fun and fabulous as you are, my dearest sister! You know, what? Make it “more fun and fabulous”, just to make sure!

48. Experts say that people lose their minds when they get old. What they forget to mention is that you really won’t miss it. Happy birthday!

49. Happy Birthday to the world’s greatest sister! I’m so blessed I thought I might give an award, but I hope you have an amazing day anyway!

50. Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday! We wish you the very best birthday full of laughter, love, and plenty of old wisecracks!

51.  Happy birthday to someone who is old enough to have had a Blockbuster card.

52. I hope that your birthday is the best it can possibly be for someone who can barely function in society.

53. Happy birthday!! You only look as old as the last selfie you took.

54. Happy birthday, babe! We’re such a great match because you hate celebrating your birthday, and I’m just too darn lazy to plan anything.

55. Happy birthday to someone we’ll never have to say “died too young”.

56. Wishing you a very happy birthday. You don’t look a day over whatever age you were just a few years ago.

57. Remember all those times we fought over who got to ride shotgun? Hahahahaha I’m laughing about them right now. Also, SHOTGUN FOR LIFE no rips! Happy Birthday!

58. I was going to send you a paper card, but my Internet connection came back just in time for me to send you his message.

59. Happy birthday to someone who has attended more birthday parties for kids than adults this year.

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Funny Happy Birthday Wishes For Sister


60. Happy birthday! Let’s go see Jurassic World. It’ll make you feel less like a dinosaur.
Happy birthday! We’re so glad we can count you among the living for another year.

61. I guess you’re probably expecting a joke about your old age or something along those lines, but… nah… I won’t say anything about that strand of gray hair I see above your right ear! Happy Birthday to my oldest sister!

62. It’s your birthday – a time for celebration. You’ve now reached an age where you can use the candles on your cake to light up your entire home. Happy birthday!

63. Happy birthday to someone who’s age has finally surpassed their number of Twitter followers.

64. I’m sending this birthday wish to someone who is now too old to sit through a whole movie without having to get up to use the bathroom.

65. I hope your birthday is filled with happiness and joy. Oh, you’re spending it with your family? I’m sorry –truly.

66. For your birthday this year, I’m going to give you a piece of paper that might be worth $450 million – but is probably really worth nothing.

67. Happy birthday to someone who is so old and lonely, they could be the subject of a spooky Halloween ghost story.

68. Happy birthday! May you live to be so old, handicapped stalls become a necessity and not just a spacious place to do your business.

69. I hope that you live to be so old, your family members talk about you like you’re not even there. Happy birthday!

70. Hey – don’t stress about getting older. You’re still young enough to be a professional curler, and that’s saying something. Happy birthday!

The relationship between siblings is very wonderful. They fight with each other, but they love each other, so friends need not to be seen to hide this love. you choose a good message from here and buy a nice gift for your sister and say it to your sweet sister 'happy birthday sister', and trust me she will love it.

Also read: 20+ Awesome Happy Birthday Wishes For Elder Sister

71. Happy birthday! I would have bought you a present, but I didn’t think you wanted me to take money out of the alcohol budget.

72. Sending birthday wishes to someone who can still pass for a non-embarrassing age.

73. May you live long enough to be the direct cause of a Silver Alert. Happy birthday!

74. Happy birthday to someone I truly hope is not having a mid-life crisis.

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Funny Birthday Wishes For Sister


75. Happy birthday to someone I hope realizes is way too old to go snowboarding or surfing.

76. Happy Birthday, Sister! Congratulations on having survived another year with me as your sister! May this year be your best year yet! #bearwithme

77. Wishing you the very best on your special day. We’ll see about tomorrow! Hugs and kisses, dearest sister!

78. I can’t believe that someone so annoying and immature grew up to be someone I love dearly and consider one of my best friends! Happy Birthday to my wonderful, beautiful, and intelligent sister!

79.  Happy birthday to a person so old, they use their smartphone to make an actual phone call.

80. Here’s to a special birthday! May you get so intoxicated, you forget how old you’re getting.

81. I hope your birthday is at least half as exciting as you portray it on Facebook and Instagram. Happy birthday!

82. Happy birthday! You’ve now reached an age where it’s no longer appropriate to claim you’re 29.

83. Happy birthday to the one person whose agelessness is incredibly irritating.

84. Happy birthday and congratulations on becoming that “old, weird” person at summer music festivals.

85. Dearest sister, please stop being younger than me every year! It just isn’t fair! Best wishes to you on your special day. May your beauty and humor never fade!

86. Happy birthday, girl. I remember a time when you weren’t so disturbingly old.

87. Happy birthday to you – and your newest chin.

88. Happy birthday! I’m just here for some cake.

89. Hey there! Happy birthday! I was going to bake you a delicious rum cake, but I decided to go with a regular cake. Also, I’m really drunk.

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Funny Birthday Wishes For Sister 2019


90. Happy birthday! Don’t worry, your secret is safe with me. I won’t tell anyone how old you really are.

91. Best wishes to you on your big day! I hope you overindulge in a cake, laugh until you’re rolling on the floor, and blow out all the candles a bit drunk! Facebook is waiting!

92. Cheers! Happy Birthday to the most fabulously-looking, fashionable, attractive young woman in town! I’m saving the honest appraisal of your inner virtues for next year… May you have the best of birthdays, Sister!

93. To the coolest sister in the world, I hope your birthday is off-the-hook! You deserve to have the most awesome, hoppin’ birthday ever!

94. You will never turn this age again—EVER! So, enjoy and soak in every second of it. Think of all the incredible accomplishments and strides you’ve made this past year. You’ve come such a long way! Be proud and start this new year, a new chapter, off with a bang! Cheers to you my sweet sister! I hope this birthday is as amazing as you are!

95. Birthdays are nothing more than nature’s way of telling us to sit down and eat more cake! I’m so glad that today is your birthday, and I can eat – I mean, share – your cake.

96. God made us sisters, but a shared love of wine and Game of Thrones has made us the best of friends. Happy Birthday to you my awesome sister!

97. If you were chosen to represent our district in the Hunger Games I would definitely not take your place, but I would send you those little packages full of surprises! Happy Birthday to you, Sister!

98. Sending a sweet happy birthday from a sweet brother/sister to a sweet sister who is celebrating her sweet sixteen on such a sweet day. May sweet things constantly surround your life, my sweet sister.

99. Dear sister, I want to congratulate you on another year of still being alive. Happy 30th.

100. I really tried to send you something amazing for your birthday, but I couldn’t fit in any of the boxes at the post office. Happy birthday!

101. I was about making an age-related joke, but stopped when I considered your age. So all I’m going to say is have a fabulous day.

102. You are such a sweet, polite, honest and witty person. I hope you accept my birthday wishes and these white lies today!

103. I really hate to be the one to tell you this, but your wheelchair will be arriving tomorrow. Happy birthday!

104. You are one-in-a-million! I hope you have a great birthday with all the people you love, and me, someone who is also one-in-a-million. Happy Birthday to you, my favorite sister! Together we bend the statistics!

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Funny Birthday Wishes For Sister 2019


105. Happy birthday! I wish you many more candles, and for a cake that’s big enough to fit them all.

106. You’re so special, your birthday should be a national holiday. I would be happy to volunteer as the first person to take a day off of work in your honor. Happy birthday!

107. Happy birthday! Never let anyone tell you that you’re old – especially if you can actually hear them say it without even having to read their lips.

108. I know you really want to turn back the clock, but with the number of years you’ve racked up, I’m really not sure that’s even possible. Happy birthday anyway!”

109. Happy birthday! I hope you don’t mind, but I re-wrapped the gift you gave me last year. You’re going to love it!

110. Happy birthday to someone who is officially so old, it’s creepy to watch teenage vampire movies.

111. I wanted to wish you a happy birthday today and let you know that I truly do look forward to honoring your request of not getting you a gift this year.

112. Happy birthday! I just wanted to let you know that I picked out your coffin on the way here.

113. Congrats – you’re officially too old to go to rock concerts. Happy birthday!

114. Happy birthday. By the time you reach the next “new 40”, you’ll already be dead.

115. Hey, happy 29th birthday – again. For the 20th

116. Now you know you’re getting old when you can’t even remember how old you are. Happy birthday!

117. I had plans to put an awesome, gorgeous present in your cake, but honestly, I didn’t want to get frosting in my hair. Happy birthday!

118. Happy birthday! It’s great to be healthy, young and filled with so much energy. Can you even remember what that was like?

119. Alright, you can light the candles on your birthday cake now. I’ve alerted the fire department. Happy birthday!

Funny Happy Birthday Wishes For Sister 2019
Funny Happy Birthday Wishes For Sister 2019


120. I try to give people birthday cards that match their age. Unfortunately, I couldn’t get my hands on a stone tablet or some ancient papyrus. This modern greeting will have to do. Happy birthday!

121. You’re at that age where you’re old enough to know better, but you’re still young enough to do it anyway. Happy birthday and enjoy!

122. Happy birthday! Let’s make a deal – I’ll keep the presents, and you keep the age and cake. Come on! It’s a good deal.

123. Just this morning I was wishing that you were one year older today. Look at that – my wish came true! Happy birthday!

124. On your birthday, I wish you enough air to blow out all of your candles. Happy birthday!

125. Happy, happy birthday! I hope you enjoy those senior citizen discounts. You truly do deserve them.

126. Don’t be depressed about getting old. It sure beats the alternative. Happy birthday!

127. Happy birthday to a person that is smart, funny, witty, attractive and reminds me a lot of myself. :)

128. You know you’re getting old when the only thing you want on your birthday is not to be reminded of it. Happy birthday

129. Wishing a happy birthday to someone I can only assume was still around when America relied on bayonets and horses.

130. Happy birthday! Just 364 more days until you have to endure another barrage of birthday wishes.

131. Happy birthday. You know, it would be a whole lot easier to get you the perfect gift if you’d just buy one yourself.

132. Happy birthday to a rare breed of person that was delivered into this world without status or update or tweet

133. Happy birthday! I would bake you a cake if I knew how to use an oven.

134. It’s your birthday! You shouldn’t stop yourself from getting ridiculously intoxicated just because it’s a Monday.

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Funny Birthday Wishes For Sister 2019


135. Happy birthday! I got you a pair of sunglasses this year so you can protect your eyes from the blinding light of all these candles.

136. Happy birthday! No, you’re not getting older. You’re just collecting wrinkles.

137. I have some good news and some bad news on your birthday. The good news is that you’re one year older and so much wiser. The bad news? The hangover isn’t going to be any better this year, so please make the most of it! Happy birthday!

138. You might get all the responsibility for being the older brother, but you have no idea how hard it is to be the favorite of the family. 😉 Happy Birthday!

139. Happy birthday! Not sure if you’re old yet? If you need the kids to help you blow out the candles, you’re definitely over the hill.

140. You know, you’re a really hard person to buy gifts for. After searching far and wide, I realized that there’s no greater gift than my presence. That’s my present to you – my presence. Get it? Happy birthday!

141. I hope your birthday’s a great one! Just stay away from the karaoke machine, and everyone will have a good time.

142. At your age, there’s nothing funny about birthdays. So let’s share a drink and celebrate the times when you were a young spring chicken! Happy birthday!

143. Congratulations! There are so many candles on your birthday cake – NASA can see it from space.

144. On your birthday, I hope you choose not to resist temptation. The older you get, the more temptation starts avoiding you, so enjoy the sweeter things in life while you still can. Happy birthday!

145. Happy birthday! Today is the perfect day to forget all about your cares – and the fact that I didn’t get you a birthday gift.

146. When your birthdays start coming more often than you do, you know you have something to worry about. Happy birthday!

147. It’s your birthday, so you’re free to cry if you want to. But please don’t. That wouldn’t be much fun for the rest of us. We’d rather you have a few drinks and do something stupid and indecent. Happy birthday!

148. If I were you, I’d be concerned about my birthday. This year, you’ll probably need a flame thrower to light all of those candles. Happy birthday! Stay safe.

149. Wishing a happy birthday to someone who is wiser, more mature and could care less about material things. That’s why I know you won’t be upset about my lack of a birthday present.

Funny Birthday Wishes For Sister 2019
Funny Birthday Wishes For Sister 2019

150. Happy birthday to you! You belong in the zoo! I asked the rhinoceros and he recognized you! Happy birthday, big Sis!

151. Being younger than you hasn’t always been easy, but I have to say there’s nothing more satisfying than beating you in literally anything. Happy Birthday!

152. Birthdays are really a double-edged sword. Sure, they bring parties and good times. But they also bring wrinkles and saggy bits. Happy birthday!

153. I got you the usual for your birthday this year, big brother. You know, the whiskey, gin, rum and vodka. I hope it’s enough to keep away the voices again this year. And you know I won’t tell anyone.

154. Let me honor you with a joke: Why don’t you ever see hippopotamus hiding in trees? Because they’re really good at it. Happy Birthday, Bro!.
Friends, I am sure that you have got some good message to greet your sister best wishes, good luck in my way!
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